nobody says that out loud

kiyaraven:

February 10th, 2006

I’m laughing so hard, I can barely breathe. Cullen’s in the same boat. He’s actually wheezing like a cartoon character. I don’t even know what we’re laughing about.

This is surreal.

After over a year of bitterness and snark, how the hell did we get here?

I topple…

i miss saying really filthy things to you on the regular

Who or what is stopping you from doing this? I’ll dispose of them/it. All your crepes are belong to me, always.

Most perfect movie/cast/story of all time.